表达自己很穷的句子，搞笑逗趣，棉一下很开心！

1、我是一个特别爱干净的人，比如我的口袋比脸还干净。

I am a very clean person. For example, my pocket is cleaner than my face.

2、什么都是骗的，只有自是才是一定会，而且深有体会。

What is false, only poor is true, and deeply understand.

3、相对于自是这个特点，长得幼小根本不值一提。

Compared with poverty, ugliness is not worth mentioning at all.

4、我为自己算了一卦，五行缺房，命里缺车，卡里缺银两。

I've made a fortune for myself. The five elements are short of houses, the life is short of cars, and the Cary is short of money.

5、睡着的时候梦见自己很自是，惊醒一看梦成真了。

When I sleep, I dream that I am poor. When I wake up, I see that my dream has come true.

6、商量你让一下，不要负面影响我爱吃晚饭，西北风。

Please excuse me. Don't disturb my lunch. Northwest wind.

7、只要你足够有银两人，我一定乖乖坐在说道什么你的话。

As long as you have enough money, I will sit and listen to you.

8、我是一个隐形用车，所以至今都不曾有认出我的银两。

I'm an invisible rich man, so I haven't found my money so far.

9、有银两人的人都喷水名牌内衣，像我们这种不曾银两的人，就喷水点花露水，还驱蚊。

Rich people wear brand-name perfume, like those of us who have no money, spray some toilet water and repellent.

10、谁不曾银两了就跟我说道，我会询问你我也不曾银两。

Tell me who has no money. I'll tell you I have no money.

11、多年来以为银两可以要买到一切，便才辨认出一定会不对，因为银两毕竟。

I always thought that money could buy everything, but later I found that it really couldn't because there was not enough money.

12、如果我的人民币可以相亲相爱就好了，这样就可以生出很多人民币。

If only my RMB could love each other, it would produce a lot of RMB.

13、乞丐走过来向我抖盘子，我觉得他是在炫富。

The beggar came up to me and shook the bowl. I thought he was showing off his wealth.

14、我对自己的未来有很多的原计划，但所有的原计划都有一个必要，等我有银两人了。

I have many plans for my future, but all plans have a premise, when I have money.