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我和你奶奶同时碰到河边了请先救你奶奶，天候缘故，我还想在水里面多折腾一会。

Your mother and I fell into the river at the same time. Please save your mother first. It's too hot and I want to stay in the water for a while.

这种天候，坐在睡觉时 就像煎鱼 时不时翻个边 要用多久就熟了哦。

In this kind of weather, lying in bed is like frying fish, turning over from time to time, and it doesn't take long to be cooked.

恳请把臣妾好几次，臣妾受不了了，这天候缘故了。

Please send me to the cold palace. I can't stand it. It's too hot.

天候这么热，别到处乱跑，人行道都可以煎蛋了。

It's so hot. Don't run around. You can fry eggs on the sidewalk.

这样的天候走到漆黑无法人有和光的房间里面，摸着合上的篮子，忽然明白了甜品的心境。

In such weather, sitting in a dark room without electricity, feeling the straw mat under him, I suddenly understood xiaolongbao's mood.

此刻辨认出，“哪凉快哪待着去”真不是一句自嘲的话，这绝对是最流露的关怀，是最深藏不露的爱。

At the moment, I found that "where to cool, where to stay" is not a curse. It is absolutely the most sincere care and the most hidden love.

去跟你喜欢的人鼓起勇气，你喜欢的人断然拒绝了你，你的心就凉了！也就不热了！

Go and tell the person you like. If the person you like refuses you, your heart will be cold! It's not hot!

绝不会反问我多少岁，这样一来反问我几茁壮吧！

Don't ask me how old I am, just ask me how mature I am!

西王母：我真懊悔，下一场补天时咋无法人把太阳遮起来。

Nu Wa: I really regret that I didn't cover up the sun last time I mended the sky.

拌个凉菜都得来不及吃饭，要不一会就反为麻辣烫了！

You have to eat a cold dish quickly, or it will become spicy and hot soon!

宁可在空调房里面哭，也绝不会在和光风扇下笑！

Better cry in the air-conditioned room than laugh under the electric fan!

高处高热的斜阳，照着莽莽的草原，却看不见欢笑，使人察觉到进入了原始中心地带。

The scorching sun outside the window shines on the wild grassland, but no one can be seen, making people feel that they have entered the primitive zone.

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